tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed, via wallflowerwithwanderlust)

the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

(via cracks-me-up)

fromparis-with1ove:

you should probably date me before i get really hot and you miss out

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